behold... my Knight in Shining Armor

Posted by sammael at 02:18 PM on March 23, 2006

(as a stickied post)

Come gather around. O come and see who has come to town today

Many a man has sought my hand but none like he, i say...

Behold! My knight in shining armor, the bravest hero of all.

He's fought dragons and batallions of enemies short and tall.

He's my hero and my confidant. My true love and best friend.

I prayed each night he'd come for me to ride me into sunset's end

With hair of flax and teeth so white, I shiver by his side.

See how he flexes and stretches to show his muscles with pride.

His armor gleams like moonlight. His skin so very tan.

I'm the envy of every woman who has ever loved a man.

O Knight, I'm yours to take. Into the sunset, whisk me away.

But no! What's that? Did you just say... oh f*ck YOU'RE GAY?!?!?!?!



NMAT

Posted by sammael at 11:12 PM on January 23, 2007

1st take: 88

2nd take: 93

yahoo!!!!



donate drums

Posted by sammael at 11:41 PM on January 11, 2007

my brother is playing air drums (as in air gutiar)... haha... wawa naman. my parents refuse to buy him a drum set... To anyone willing to donate any part of a drum kit (maski sticks, ok lang!), please tell me.. we'll pick it up pa.



New Year

Posted by sammael at 03:13 PM on January 4, 2007

I'm back where I started. I did't make any New Year's Resolutions last year. Maybe that explains the rut.

 Fine.. this year I resolve to

1) be less lazy

2) be nicer

3) finish what I start

4) to fantasize less and accept reality more

 

tada!!!

Currently feeling: hungry


he's hopeless

Posted by sammael at 04:34 PM on November 3, 2006

Don't hope for the best in him because he will never change...

He will always be late.

He doesn't love you, not enough anyway. He told you that the night he left. He stopped feeling for you. He wants to see other people. Blah blah blah... These are his very words and they should be eating into your mind.

I would assume that the only reason he stills sees you is for the sex. He told you this as well on that fateful night. Don't think for a second he didn't mean it. He meant every word.



Stupid Immigration Personnel SHOUTS at LULI ARROYO

Posted by sammael at 01:02 PM on November 2, 2006

Winner!!! This person should not be allowed to reproduce. His offspring will contaminate the human gene pool. We already ridded ourselves of smallpox. Let's all work together to eradicate stupidity.

Scroll below to read. If you want to share it with your friends, here's the link:

http://newsinfo.inq7.net/breakingnews/metroregions/view_article.php?article_id=30012

Enjoy ladies and gentlemen. I, for one, bow down to Luli for this. I will never jeer at her again for being the spokesperson when The Amazing Race came to the Philippines and she met them at the finish line. Hehe...
 

President’s daughter upbraids immigration officer at airport

By Nikko Dizon
Inquirer
Last updated 09:08pm (Mla time) 11/01/2006

EVANGELINE Lourdes "Luli" Arroyo, known as the most low-key member of the First Family, shed off her usual inconspicuous demeanor on Tuesday to reprimand an immigration officer who allowed a foreigner to jump the line of passengers waiting to be checked in at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport.

Luli was on her way to Hong Kong to join her parents, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo and First Gentleman Jose Miguel Arroyo, where the First Family spent All Saints’ Day.

She was accompanied by her sister-in-law, Kakai Manotok-Arroyo, and the latter's young daughter.

A source told the Inquirer that the Arroyos were waiting in line at the Bureau of Immigration's special lane for diplomats and VIPs when Luli saw that the foreigner had cut up front into the line and the immigration officer processed his travel documents.
Luli was reportedly heard asking the officer, whose identity was withheld pending investigation, why he allowed the foreigner to get ahead of the line.

To everyone's surprise, instead of explaining, the immigration officer reportedly snapped at Luli.

"Hindi ka ba marunong maghintay?! (Can't you wait?!)" the officer was heard telling Luli.

Apparently, he failed to recognize the President's only daughter.

"Luli was obviously peeved. She was heard answering back, 'Bakit kaming mga Pilipino ang pinapagalitan mo. Bakit hindi yung foreigner (Why are you scolding us Filipinos and not the foreigner)?'" the source said, requesting anonymity.

The source said the officer's colleagues tried to get his attention and subtly tell him that he was talking to the President's daughter.

However, their efforts were futile.

The source added: "It actually looked like a scene from a gag show. He was completely clueless who Luli was. Supposedly, he even told Luli that she shouldn't be in that lane because it was reserved for diplomats and VIPs."

Eventually, the officer's supervisor stepped in and explained to Luli that the foreigner was already late for his flight and his papers had to be expedited.

Luli supposedly replied that it was all that she was waiting for: a proper explanation to passengers waiting in line.

And where was Luli's close-in security the entire time?

The source explained that Luli has always asked the Presidential Security Group guarding her to keep their distance and allow her to do things on her own at the NAIA, such as checking in, falling in line, and carrying her bags.

The immigration officer has been temporarily relieved of his post at the NAIA, said Ferdinand Sampol, head supervisor of the BI-NAIA.

Sampol added BI Commissioner Alipio Fernandez had ordered an investigation into the incident.

"It was unacceptable. Immigration officers should not be rude or arrogant to any passenger, whether they are members of the First Family or regular people," Sampol told the Inquirer.

Sampol said that the BI "wants to know what happened because in fairness to our immigration officer, he's a seasoned personnel and this was the first time that such a thing happened to him."

Sampol said that among the things to be investigated is if the foreigner was indeed late for his flight, which was why the immigration officer processed the passenger's documents ahead of those waiting at the special lane that included Luli Arroyo.

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